I’m not dissing Twilight or anything, but in the movie, is it just me or does Kristen Stewart blink on almost every syllable she says? I also notice her heaving and acting like a nervous wreck. Maybe it’s her part in the movie, but it never described her as that type of person in the book.
I hate when people use being Christian as a reason why someone is a good person. Being a Christian does not make you a good person—most Nazis were Christians, the people at the Westboro Baptist Church are Christian and most Christians are extremely closed-minded and unaccepting, which doesn’t make you a good person.
Why am I so ugly? I know I am, even though everyone tells me I’m not. Of course they will tell me I’m pretty. They’re not going to say “oh yeah, you’re so ugly!†And then there are those totally perfect girls who are gorgeous and make me jealous of them. They can get all the guys, and I can’t, because my face is holding me back. He might love me back, if only I was pretty.
I know usually it isn’t this way, but often on T.V. and even in real life sometimes, people talk to foreigners like we are deaf and stupid. There is no need to increase your volume and talk with a pause. It is just offensive and it hurts our ears.
I was with one of the hottest guys at my school and we started flirting and it was all going perfectly. But then, of course, I feel a fart coming on, so I tighten up so it won’t come out. Unfortunately, he sees me tighten up and asks if I’m okay. I didn’t know what to say, so I said I was fine and I just had a cramp in my leg so I couldn’t walk. Being the heroic guy he is, he picked me up to take me to my next class, but then the dreaded fart came out…. He hasn’t talked to me since.
I don’t know if I’m supposed to use them or not, so I feel bad when I mess them up.
Not cool. Take the tater tots or something! And if you take my brownies…
I have a friend named Nick and I accidentally called him Dick quite a few times. He was very offended.
Does it make you happy to beat the life out of poor little animals? Does it give you pleasure to shove animals into mills and force them to reproduce at such a rate they are constantly pregnant? Does it sound nice to hear their cries of pain? I hate it. And there are so many things you can do to stop it, like not buying animals from pet stores. Lots of pet stores get their animals from animal mills, and when you buy the animal they order more to replace it, which makes the mill make more and more. I hate that cycle. I hate animal abuse!
I’ll be really comfy in bed, when the phone rings and I jump up and get tangled and fall down.