Toast Crumbs…
…in the butter. Argh.
Screaming Babies
I don’t mind kids; I even used to be one. I know parenting is the hardest job out there. All that aside, the actual sound of crying/screaming babies is one of the worst sounds in the world.
Religion
It’s just a way for people to bash other people, because they’re gay, atheist or don’t believe the same things. The world would be so much more advanced if every one was atheist. I mean, if “god†is so great, why is there poverty, war, dying children…? There is just to much wrong to think any religion is at all true!
Dishes
If everyone did their own, no one would complain.
Male or Female
How annoying is it when you can’t tell if a person is a man or a woman? I feel so awful because I can’t tell. I’m not being mean, but when it happens I wonder, has anyone ever gotten confused about me?
Creepy Nursery Rhymes — Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Eater
“Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater, had a wife and couldn’t keep her.†Apparently she didn’t want to be with him. So he put her in a pumpkin shell and kept her there. That’s not being “keptâ€, that’s being held captive!
Substitute Teachers
I’m in the sixth grade. I know how to add. But this substitute teacher came and is teaching us 2 + 2. What’s up with that?
Creepy Nursery Rhymes — The Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe
This old woman who lives in a shoe has so many children she doesn’t know what to do. First of all, if you live in a shoe, quit having kids! She decides to feed them some broth, without any bread. Is this because she doesn’t have any or because she’s a mean old bat? Then she whips them all, for no apparent reason, and puts them to bed. What a creepy thing for little kids!
Hunger
My parents always make me eat first thing in the morning when I’m not hungry and they don’t let me eat enough at dinner when I am hungry.
Creepy Nursery Rhymes — Three Blind Mice
Here we have three disabled rodents running around aimlessly because they can’t see. Now this crazy woman decides that all three are chasing her, so she gets a carving knife and cuts off their tails! Sweet dreams, kids.