Bullies
Today on my way home from school two girls gave me a black eye and threw me on the ice because I’m emo. Now my left eye hurts and I’m afraid to go to school tomorrow.
Facebook Addicts
Everyone’s a Facebook addict to some extent, but I really can’t stand people who update their status multiple times a day, every day. Newsflash: not all 534 of your friends care that at 11:00 you were “staaaarrrvingâ€, at 11:15 you were hitting up Taco Bell, and at 12:30 you were hungry again for some weird reason and craving Chinese. Keep the mundane details of your life to your closest friends and stop annoying your online acquaintances!
When Things Don’t Turn out How I Plan Them
Before events I usually plan how everything is supposed to work. If it won’t happen this, than it should be that way. And if it doesn’t happen happen either way, it’ll have to be this other way. I plan out every possible way it can turn out. And when the event actually takes place, it happens some way I couldn’t even predict. And all that planning was for nothing.
Being Short
I’m sick of people calling me “shrimp†or “tinyâ€, or not being able to reach something and having some cocky person ask, “want some help?†I wish everyone and everything was the same height.
People Who Buy Rabbits for Easter
You wouldn’t buy your child a reindeer for Christmas, so why would you buy a rabbit for Easter? Rabbits can live over ten years indoors and be litterbox trained, but you have to clean the box every day. Please don’t buy a rabbit for Easter. Hundreds of rabbits are killed in shelters each day.
Categories
I don’t get this. If a girl’s with a guy and she puts out, she’s a slut. If she doesn’t, she’s a stuck up bitch. Makes sense? I don’t think so.
The Word “Coolâ€
Because people say it stands for “Constipated Overweight Out-of-style Loserâ€! It’s just the worst word ever.
Having to Wake up and Wear Cold Clothes
Don’t you hate it? You wake up from warm and have to get cold.
History
So many pages to study just to learn about guys in tights and a feather on their hat.
Short Shorts
I hate those girls who go around in jean underwear. I call it underwear, they call it shorts. I mean seriously, go get some decent length shorts, not underwear. And is it really necessary to put enough makeup on to keep whalers in business to 9999? And stop straightening your hair and spending nine hours in the morning on it!