My brother is mentally challenged, so when people think it’s cool to use the word “retardâ€, naturally I get offended. What’s worse is that when I ask them to please not use the word, at least around me, they just say that it’s funny and they like it.
It smears makeup, makes people stare at you, and reminds you of bad times. Who wants that?
I don’t have trouble finding the right size, but it seems like it’s so hard finding the perfect pair. When I try them on they seem good, but before long I start to hate them. Either too loose in the butt or too low, so if I bend everyone gets a good view of my crack. Then some are highwater-like, while others are too long. Then when I finally do find my perfect pair I find myself wearing them constantly and before I know it, they’re ripped or faded.
Six hours of being completely controlled by loser old people. Six hours I could be spending making out with my boyfriend instead. Just saying.
Don’t you hate pimples? You get made fun of and look like a pizza face then people call you names. I only have a few and yesterday I got called “pimple loompa†instead of “oompa loompaâ€.
I hate when I have a question in class but the teacher says “not now†and then class is over and I have to rush to my next class, but it was a really important question.
I hate it when I’m chewing gum and end up biting the inside of my mouth or tongue really hard. I think my tongue is bleeding.
Not a fan of kids anyway, but when they have parents who let them make decisions, run around restaurants, throw temper tantrums, talk back, and resist any authority whatsoever, I want to smack the whole family.
She looks like Jocelyn Wildenstein, but even more hideous. Her voice sounds like ten thousand harpies being burned with kerosene. Since when did she become the female version of Bono and start trying to make political statements? Like The Powers That Be are going to listen to a hermaphrodite who wears a wig, sports clothes that make Liberace look normal and paints enough makeup on her “face†to keep whalers in business until 2525. Enjoy your three year run, it’s over. Bye bye, Gaga!
They are so good, but I cry every time I hear one. It’s horrible! I was just listening to “Just a Dream†by Carrie Underwood and I started crying.