Things That I Hate

Algebra

I was good at math… until they decided to put the alphabet in it.

Bad Workers

You’re getting paid to work, not fool around. Do you really think that it’s fair that your employer is paying you for work that you aren’t doing?

Silly Bandz

I hate Silly Bandz! Everyone at my school has them, and if you don’t wear hundreds of them them, you’re not cool. Wow, I don’t care about rubber bracelets that form into objects! Really, a person is not going to walk up to you and say “Wow, you’re so cool, I wish I was as cool as you!” if you have some stupid little Silly Band on!

School Politics

People run for the title of president, treasurer, secretary, vice president, etc. There are people that will make a difference if they win, but people choose the ones who are popular and that bites everyone in the butt because that year will suck for them. Why? They are promising you things you will never have. They only want the title and nothing more.

My Brother

So when my brother calls me “pizza face”, I’m told I have to ignore him, but when I call him that, my sister says, “Shut up, you have bad acne too!” It gets me mad because he says stuff and doesn’t get in trouble and when I say it back it’s as bad as sin! Just because he has A.D.D. doesn’t mean he should get special treatment! He can control what he says, so… STOP BLAMING EVERYTHING ON YOUR A.D.D!

When My Boyfriend Thinks I’m Not Good Enough

I’m so sorry that I only text you everyday, and I only talk to you on MSN every single time you’re online. I realize that I’m not good enough, but you don’t have to say it to me all the time.

“Your Mom”

“Hey man, what’s up?”

“Your mom!”

Thanks, man, that was nice of you. I thought the “your mom” stage was over in sixth grade!

When People Say One Thing then Say a Completely Different Thing

Wait, no, I actually like this.

Irrelevant Wind

Every day I spend most of the morning putting on makeup and fixing my hair so every single strand looks perfect. Then I go to school, and as I’m about to walk past the guy I adore, the wind just has to wreck my hair completely, exactly at that moment.

Girls

I can’t stand them. And I’m a girl! I’ve noticed that all the girls around me are filled with drama, looking for anyone to pick a fight with. Then you’ll mention something you don’t like (a certain sport or type of music) and UH OH! World War III has broken out, because they get all defensive over the stupidest things. Grow up, you make yourself look pathetic.