Things That I Hate

Having the Urge to Sneeze Suddenly Go Away

When you gotta sneeze, you gotta sneeze! But a lot of times right when I’m about to sneeze, the urge just stops. I hate that!

Bitter People

It seems like whenever someone asks me who gave me something and I say “my parents”, they look at me like I am a spoiled brat. I hardly ever ask my parents for anything I don’t need. Ninety-seven percent of the time when I ask my parents for money, it is school related. I work very hard to get good grades and will be graduating with honors in the spring. Sometimes my parents will randomly buy me something nice because they love me and are proud of me for doing well. I never ask for these things, and I definitely don’t throw fits or act mean to them to get these presents. So it’s not fair when people judge me and think I’m spoiled just because my parents buy me something from time to time. I have tried my hardest to do well in college, graduate on time, and be in multiple sororities and fraternities at my school. I don’t do drugs, I don’t excessively drink alcohol, and I respect my parents’ decisions. I do pay for things that I want with my own money when I decide that I want to buy something just for me. So stop acting bitter and hateful to me. Don’t act like you are entitled to gifts just because you see me get one. Maybe if you were nice to your parents and didn’t feel like you are entitled to your iPods, clothes and jewelry, they would buy you things more often!

I Hate Making Ice Cubes

Come on! Am I the only one in this house that knows how to make these things? It’s not hard. You fill trays with water and put them in the freezer! The end.

Overly Repetitive Curriculum

We did the exact same thing last year and the year before that. Why do we have to study the same thing for three years in a row?

Guys Who Pretend to Be Nice to Attract Women

I hate self-proclaimed “nice” guys who complain that girls don’t want to date nice guys, but they’re just as shallow and manipulative as the girls they whine about. Please, you’re just being a nice guy to someone out of your league in the hopes that it will get you action. If you don’t want to be a friend, don’t pretend to be one and don’t keep crawling back whenever your love interest needs a shoulder to cry on. You’re just hoping to take advantage of her during a fragile time—that doesn’t make you nice, it makes you creepy!

Having My Answers Not Count Because I’m Female

I work in a male dominated field. I answer a customer’s question and they fight tooth and nail over the details until I transfer them to a male supervisor, who tells them the same exact thing and they just accept it as gospel when it comes from a man.

Coward Guys

If you like me, why can’t you just say so? Be a man, dude!

People Who Say “Wait, What?” After I’ve Told a Story!

My friends always do this… I start telling them a story and it’s going really well, and then at the end I ask for their opinion and they say, “wait, what?” and I want to punch them in the face. It’s just something that instantly makes me irate. And I end up calling them stupid and say never mind. Morons. Use common sense please!

Boobs

Don’t get me wrong, I love my boobs! But hasn’t anyone realized that they’re just balls of fat on your chest?

Losing My Best Friend

We did absolutely everything together. Shared secrets, hung out… the whole nine yards! But then one of our good friends swooped in and stole her from me! In 8th grade! Do you know how hard it is to find a new one when everyone has a best friend already? Dude, she was mine! Get your own!