Children Having Cell Phones
Seriously, who are you going to call other than your parents? I doubt any of your friends your age have cell phones, so you obviously can’t text them. Children should stick to those fake toy phones.
Parents
What are parents’ problems? One moment they’re all nice and fun and will do whatever, and then the next second later they’re screaming at you like you just killed someone! And then five minutes later they’re back to being fun and nice. Huh?
“Suicidal†People
It’s so irritating when people say that they hate their life and will kill themselves just because of some little problem they’re dealing with in life or online. It’s mostly because they want attention and pity from others. Seriously, just get over it and stop being an attention hog. We all know you’re not going to commit suicide in the next hour.
Jealousy
Because my boyfriend cheated on me a while ago, I get extremely jealous when he hangs out with and talks to and spends time with other girls. I’m afraid of getting hurt again and I have a hard time trusting him sometimes. Jealousy sucks!
When People Think You’re Bragging
My cousin has a Dell laptop that’s really big and new and stuff. One day she asked to hang, so I went over her house and brought my new MacBook Pro. We were taking pictures and and making videos on it. Then she said, “hey, let’s use my computer†and I said “but don’t you not like your webcam quality?†Then she went on and on about how I think my computer’s better and I said, “well, not to be mean, but I did pay $1000 for it, wouldn’t it computer be better?†And she was like “OMG, stop bragging!†If I recall correctly, when you got your laptop I had to sit there and hear you brag for three hours.
The First Few Days of High School
It’s very awkward and there are only three kids who know each other and those kids are super loud and annoying. You get lost finding your classes and frequently discover you’re in the wrong one. When you finally get to the right class, everyone stares at you like you’re retarded. Then you go back to awkward sitting, listening to the teacher until the last ten minutes when the teacher says to talk amongst yourselves. Nobody does, so you try, and the other kid shuts you down by either ignoring you or giving a one word response. High school is not off to a great start.
“Just Speak American.â€
People who say that obviously don’t know that British English came first. And why wouldn’t you like the language? It has really nice words. But if you’d rather use your so-called “languageâ€, fine with me. Just don’t start making other people do the same thing. Cheers!
Distance
I’m in love with a girl, but she lives far away. I can’t see her, I can’t visit her, I can’t even call her, because it would cost too much. I couldn’t ask her to go out with me because of the distance, so she got a boyfriend. Now she doesn’t understand why I get jealous and depressed when she talks about him. I can’t explain it to her, because then if she felt the same, she’d break up with him for me, and I couldn’t do that to her. I hate distance, why can’t we all be closer?
“That’s crap, listen to this!â€
I hate it when people say that! A friend of mine was looking through my iPod and she shook her head and gave me a few of her CDs (Lady GaGa, Katy Perry, etc.), which she knows I don’t like. I haven’t listened to Lady GaGa’s new song, don’t know anything off of Katy Perry’s new album and I’m still alive. Just let me stick to my own music, okay?
The Social Ladder
I’m an outcast. At first it was because I was quiet, then it kind of evolved into me being too nerdy, and after that came creepy. But now, when they realize I might not be so bad to talk to and they invite me to their “special†lunch table, I reject the offer. Why? Because I’ve realized how stupid social status is. I would rather be an outcast than sit around making other people outcasts. I’m an outcast by choice, because I believe that those sorts of people don’t deserve the company of someone they’ve rejected for so many years. And guess what? I’m not angry at them. I pity them, because now they have nothing better to do (like read books, or talk with a normal person) but gossip, dramatize and most of all, ostracize.