Technically, I have to love her, but when I’m feeling very insecure about my weight the last thing I want to see and hear is her walking up in her super skinny legs and saying, “Oh my god, my thighs are so huge! Why am I so fat?†Please just shut up, sis!
Most of my family is rich and really nice. I live in a average house. These stupid rich girls always come to my house and say “Why is your house so small?†then they go off and tell everybody. I only have two friends. I use to have lots of friends and the best boyfriend ever and I used to be really popular… now people don’t notice me. Guys won’t even look at me. They ruined my life. They were mad ’cause I had bigger boobs than they did.
Everyone wears them now, and it’s even worse when they’re too long and drag on the ground around a guy’s ankles! What happened to other types of clothing, like skirts and regular jeans and shorts that don’t serve as secondary underwear?
People with big feet probably know what I’m talking about, but I will explain. Until recently, I was a high school football player—recently, because I just dislocated my left shoulder. My feet are size fourteen and while I was walking down some stairs, which were only about five inches deep, I missed a step and fell. I tried to break my fall with my arms and now my left shoulder is in the middle of my back and I can’t play football.
Can’t you see I’m sleeping? I never sleep enough because I either have to get up early to work or you’re screaming at me to do your lousy chores.
I swear, if I see ten more girls with the username “MrsBieberâ€, I’ll jump off a cliff.
Don’t get an attitude with me because you got stuck working drive thru today! If you don’t like it there, do us all a favor and quit!
Face, meet ground. All due to the slightest trip over the tiniest rock. Oh, to be graceful…
Girls who wear skintight clothing are sluts. We don’t want to see your cleavage! If you want a boyfriend, get rid of the clothes and just get to know a guy who likes you for who you are.
I just charged my iPod and the battery indicator is full green. Then ten minutes later I look again and it’s already red and has 15% left. How did that happen?