Things That I Hate

People Who Turn the Volume Up Way Too Loud

I hate it when I am stuck at a stoplight and the guy in the next car over turns on hip-hop or rap and turns the volume up so loud that his car is shaking. I don’t want to listen to your music.

Negative Nellies

I hate people that never have a nice thing to say:

“Hey bro, I just won five thousand dollars from the lottery!”

“Oh, that’s nice. Did you know that gambling addictions can tear apart families?”

Parents Who Curse and then Get Mad at You when You Do Too

My mom curses all the time, my dad curses whenever he gets angry, and everyone on TV curses. I’m sorry that I pick up language that is all around me! Don’t be a hypocrite.

People Who Copy Celebrities

I hate it when people find out, for example, what their favourite celebrity’s food is and say “well, if they like it, so do I!” Come on, people! Just because they like it doesn’t mean that you necessarily should. Think for yourself!

Babysitting Brats

Just because your mom pays me to entertain you while she’s busy doesn’t mean I’m your personal maid. You spilled it, you clean it up. I’ll help you, but when you say “clean it up”, it doesn’t mean I’ll follow your orders.

Secondly, when I am building things with legos, it doesn’t mean you can come and take over my Lego house and order me around.

Thirdly, when we’re playing monopoly, you aren’t gonna get much respect if you try to make a trade with me and I say no then you say, “You’re gonna trade me it!” I’m not your slave!

Fourthly, when you decide to get a drink, it’s not very polite to not offer me one or say, “You want a Coke? There’s none left.”

Fifthly, its not very funny when you act rudely and ask me if it’s funny. Especially if you’re pointing out your rude behaviour or so called “funniness” to me. I babysit polite kids, but you are not polite! Unfortunately, I have no choice, you’re the only one I am paid to watch!

Babysitting Brats

Just because your mom pays me to entertain you while she’s busy doesn’t mean I’m your personal maid. You spilled it, you clean it up. I’ll help you, but when you say “clean it up”, it doesn’t mean I’ll follow your orders.

Secondly, when I am building things with legos, it doesn’t mean you can come and take over my Lego house and order me around.

Thirdly, when we’re playing monopoly, you aren’t gonna get much respect if you try to make a trade with me and I say no then you say, “You’re gonna trade me it!” I’m not your slave!

Fourthly, when you decide to get a drink, it’s not very polite to not offer me one or say, “You want a Coke? There’s none left.”

Fifthly, its not very funny when you act rudely and ask me if it’s funny. Especially if you’re pointing out your rude behaviour or so called “funniness” to me. I babysit polite kids, but you are not polite! Unfortunately, I have no choice, you’re the only one I am paid to watch!

Extreme Mood Swings

Every day, it’s like my brain is a ticking time bomb. I just get so angry for no reason, and then after I blow up on somebody, I get so depressed I feel like slicing my own throat. And it’s usually over the most minuscule stuff. Just this morning, someone rearranged my bookcase and I almost took my coworker’s head off. Then I just completely broke down and now she thinks I’m an insane person. Hello? Brain? Can ya hear me up there? You need to fire your social interactions guy pronto!

People Who Won't Let Me Have an Opinion

I hate people who yell at me or cut me off when I try to give my opinion. The worst is when they do the same thing when I counter their opinion with a fact. Then they persecute me for not allowing them to have an opinion.

Being Called a Spoiled Brat

I hate it when my friend thinks that I’m spoiled. I’ve only been to two hockey games in my entire life, but she says that I go to every hockey game there is and therefore I’m spoiled. I got tickets to one of my favourite bands, and I paid for them myself. EVERY PENNY! My mom even said she wasn’t spending any money on them for me. And my friend calls me spoiled. I was going to take her too. Then she tells everyone that I’m rude and brag about being spoiled, and tells everyone that I’m a brat. I kind of hate her now.

The Leggings As Jeans Look

I have no issue with this if you can pull it off, but some girls just can’t. If your figure doesn’t allow it, dress in another, more flattering way. Skin tight clothing isn’t always attractive. Same with short shorts.