People Who Click the Dislike Button on Everything
Are there just tons of nerds running around on the Internet clicking the dislike button and hating on everything just to feel tough, or something?
Texas
OMG, I hate people from Texas. Their accents are so annoying! They won’t stop talking, and even worse Bush is from Texas! OMG, idiots, just shut up… I’m an American and I’m sorry America but go Scotland and Britain.
When They Do Nothing on My Birthday
I hate EVERYONE IN MY FAMILY, EVERYONE!
People Singing Along to Songs
I hate it when my favorite song comes on and it happens to also be my little sister’s favorite song and she just has to sing along! And the worst part is she mumble-squeaks when she sings. I don’t sing along to songs, so you shouldn’t either. It ruins it!
Identity Crisis
First of all, I am not homophobic, but I don’t get how gay men can behave like girls and at the same time find them revolting. I am female and am somewhat irritated when gay guys call themselves girls.
Milk Chocolate
Who the blazes had the stupid idea to spoil chocolate by adding milk to it? I hate the very thought of that fatty, disgusting baby drink mixed in with my delicious cacao and sugar. Chocolate is supposed to be smooth and dark and bittersweet, not waxy and milky and missing all of that chocolaty bitterness.
Girls Who Lead Guys on and then Act Surprised when the Guys Fall for Them
Don’t get all starry-eyed when we’re together and then expect me to understand that you just want to be friends. Don’t tell me “I love you†and expect me to somehow magically understand that to you, those three words mean “I’m your friend.†Don’t give me nicknames and call me “boy†and “darling†and expect me to somehow know that you don’t want anything more than friendship. Don’t use me because I’m a good listener and make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside, and then toss me away when I need somebody to listen to me. Don’t snuggle up to me every time we meet for months, and then suddenly not want any contact anymore and get all uptight when I wonder why. Don’t act like this problem will go away if we ignore it, because it won’t. I love you, but I hate how you’re surprised that I do.
Myself
My mom and I had a fight today because my brother punched me and I said bad stuff to him that I didn’t mean and I feel really bad about. The fight led to my mom saying stuff that didn’t have anything to do with what happened between my brother and me—I’m really shy and moody, but she made me realize that that’s ruining my life and I might not be able to fix it. I have good traits but I hate myself a little because I’m moody and the shyness is really what’s ruining my life.
People Who Hate When I Make Fun of Retarded People
When I’m with my friends, sometimes I pretend to be a mentally challenged person. I’m not making fun of the person, I’m making fun of the aspect. Most of the time it’s about myself! Then sometimes someone comes up and says something like, “my cousin has Down’s Syndrome. Stop making fun of him!†I agree, Down’s Syndrome is serious, and I do not laugh when I see a person with it—in fact I get angry at the people that do that—but, geez, I’m having fun with my friends, playing a fairly joke on myself, making it funny. Then the moment is killed when we all somber up about the thoughts of people with Down’s Syndrome.
Not Having a Boyfriend
I hate how I don’t have a boyfriend right now. Some of my friends do and it’s really annoying when they’re all with their boyfriends and I think, “man, I really want a boyfriend.†It’s awful. Then the guy that I like went and asked another girl out.