Mosquitoes

Why do creatures that small wreak so much havoc? And to make matters worse, they always manage to bite you in the most inconvenient scratching places.

Running out of Time

I hate when I’m laying around because my mom’s at work and there’s nothing to do, and finally when she gets home I ask her if I can have a friend over and she says no, because we’ll be eating dinner soon. By the time dinner’s over, it’s too late. Why do we have time if its just going to tell us what to do?

I Hate when My Neighbors Whine About My Dog

I hate it when my neighbors start freaking out because my dog is on a leash. Okay, one of them got bit by him in the past.

But now he’s on a leash, in my yard, tied to my porch. It only extends to about halfway through my yard. He’s only out there for a few minutes and he cant get near them without them trespassing. But whenever he’s on his leash, they freak out and want me to put him back inside. Yes, he barks. That’s all he can do to you at a distance. Listen, you guys are outside, making noises all day. It’s not like I can just keep him inside and get your permission every time I need to let him outside.

As long as you stay out of my yard and don’t tease my dog like you usually do (yes, I know you throw rocks and pretend to bark at him) he won’t do anything to you. It’s not my fault you went into my yard.

You should be scared of him, he’s a guard dog, but its not my fault you feel the need to walk through my yard. Don’t be lazy, the road is like two feet away. It’s not your yard. It’s legal for me to let him run loose, the animal lady said so. So you’re lucky I don’t accidentally forget to put him on his chain and let him run loose. You’d be sorry for all those times you threw rocks at him.

Facebook Threads

One person sends a message to all his friends and whenever it's commented on, you get notified for the rest of your life.

Getting Interrupted

I am always getting interrupted in every conservation I have. It annoys me so much. And when I finally get to say what I want to say, everyone else is on a whole new subject and what I had to say is no longer relevant.

Cold Shoulder

So apparently I did something to make you mad, but you don’t tell me what it was. Instead, you constantly tell me you are too “tired” or “broke” or whatever to hang out. But how am I supposed to feel when I find out that the day you were too “tired” to go shopping with me you went out shopping, saw a movie and went ice skating with my friends? Seriously, start acting like an adult and tell me what is wrong so we can be friends again. Or at least tell me so I know the lame reason you aren’t talking to me.

The Moment You Realize the Person You’re Talking to Isn’t Listening

You’re really excited about something and you start telling someone about it, explaining in detail how cool it is and how much you love it, but at some point you get the sinking feeling that they’re not even listening. Sometimes you might start explaining again from the beginning, but even if that works, it’s never quite the same.

Players

At first you think he’s the sweetest boy you’ve ever met. Five minutes later you hear him saying the same thing to another girl. Then another.

People Who Ask Me for My Opinion but Have Already Decided

“What would you like for dinner?”

“I don’t know. Pizza, I guess.”

“Well, I’ve already decided we’re having spaghetti.”

If you’ve already decided, why did you bother asking me?

iTouch What?

I hate it when people say iTouch instead of iPod Touch.