Things That I Hate

Sore Throats

It hurts so much randomly and you can’t eat, drink, walk, lie down, talk, swallow, or do pretty much anything without it hurting. I just want to go down there and fix whatever is wrong with it. Couldn’t we have sore hands instead? It has to be our throats?

When People Assume You’re a Poser

I love skateboarding and surfing, despite not having any skating talent, and never having gone surfing, and people constantly question whether or not I truly like those things or if I’m just trying to be “cool.” First of all, I like skating because it’s athletic and I respect the amount of skill it takes to even stand on a moving board, much less flip the board in various directions. Surfing follows the same line of thought, plus my dream is to go surfing for a week in California.

Fathers

You could at least say happy birthday on my sweet sixteen. Thanks for ignoring me. Appreciate it. Love you too. Glad to know you’re thinking of me.

His Parents

My boyfriend’s mom lost her virginity at 13, and my boyfriend and I are 13. We spend a lot of time together—we hang out after school, and he’s met my family. Nothing too serious, except she’s paranoid that we’ve had sex. I haven’t met her, because she owns a line of cosmetic stores and she’s never home, but I want to so she thinks I’m responsible and haven’t done anything rash. She also thinks he’s dating me because he wants some action. Uh, nope…

Ke$ha

But no one listens to her anymore, so it’s okay!

The Mean Populars

Do you know that no one actually cares about you in an extraordinary way? You’re a person and so am I. What’s the difference? I’m bloody smart. You’re bloody dumb!

Paranoia

Am I the only seventeen-year-old who still occasionally gets afraid when being home alone? I keep thinking people are in my house!

When You Get Yelled at for Crying

Then you end up crying even more. If I’m hurt so much I’m crying, it means I need a relief, not getting ditched and yelled at.

When One Sentence Ruins the Whole Post

Come on. That was a really good post. Did you really have to kill it by adding something stupid, perverted, creepy, and/or gross at the end?

Nothing on TV

I hate it when old shows are on all the time. Do you really think anyone is going to watch that?