Useless Research
When people could be researching about something important like cancer and whatnot, there are people doing scientific research about earphones getting tangled in your pocket. What is that going to achieve? How utterly pathetic.
A Hot Day in Winter
Getting all dressed up in jackets, thick socks, heavy pants, cotton hats, then you go out and see how hot it is but you’re too lazy to go back and change, so you spend the whole day sweaty and burning.
Social Studies/ History
What is the point of learning about old, dead people? I believe that we need to worry about the future, not the past, because that is just pointless in my opinion.
Being Weak
Today I consumed only 120 calories and burned 750. I felt great, just slightly light-headed. Then I blew it. My supper was about 700 calories. Ouch! An hour ago, I felt great because I had reached my monthly weight loss goal about 2 weeks ahead of time, and now I probably gained it all back.
MONO SOUND
Ever since I was a kid I hated AM radio, I would jump to the front seat as soon as mom left the car to switch the band to FM where the sound turned stereo. Today I have an ear infection leaving one good ear, one good ear that brings in mono. I hate mono!
When People Read over Your Shoulder
Today I was riding home with my best friend. Her older brother was in the back seat while I was texting a guy friend of mine, and her brother was just randomly like “tell him I said hey!†We weren’t talking about anything bad, it’s just rude.
When Someone Makes It Awkward
I was just sitting in peace for a few seconds while my friend and I waited for the metro. We’d spent the entire day together, chatting, laughing, and having a lot of fun. So I was exhausted. I was perfectly fine in that brief moment of silence until she remarked, “AAAWWWK-WAARRDDD…†It only got awkward because you made it that way.
When There’s a Bug in the Tub
I woke up early, like always, to shower and get ready for school. There’s an enormous beetle crawling around the tub. Normally I’d call my dad to capture it but it was 6:00 am and my parents were both asleep. I had to wait a long time for one of them to wake up and kill the beetle. Even if it’s gone, it felt nasty stepping in the tub, knowing the beetle was in there.
Legos
Why do we have to step on them at night in the dark?
Parents Who Exaggerate About Their Jobs
So my mom has a job where she works from home and she’s her own boss, but she has no time management skills whatsoever. She sits on the couch, on Facebook with the TV on, occasionally doing some work throughout the course of the day. After 8 hours, which probably resulted in maybe 2 hours of work being done, she thinks she’s entitled to complaining about how she worked for 8 hours that day. No.