Things That I Hate

When My Brother Takes My Stuff

Seriously? You have your own iPod. How do you benefit from taking mine? And my bike? Please! You weigh like 200 pounds more than me. You’ll probably break it! Why do you need a bike to go to the house around the corner?! And this year you’ve had at least $500 handed right over to you, and you have a job. If you want a bike so bad, don’t get $250 headphones, iTunes crap, and a bunch of T-shirts, and you’ll easily find $100 to buy one yourself. You’re 17, I’m sure it makes you feel really great that you can steal things from your 13-year-old sister.

People Freaking out When I Go to Answer the Door

I am 11 years old. Still, I have family members that freak out when I go to answer the door. We have a peephole and I can see who it is. And when there isn’t a peephole I look through the window. If I don’t know who it is, I simply lock the door. What’s the big deal? I’m not a baby anymore!

“You’ll Grow Into It”

I recently bought this adorable blue and cream strapless lacy dress that didn’t fit quite right, so we took it to a tailor. She was Chinese or something, so she really didn’t understand that I was saying “It needs to be a little tighter, please.” I didn’t want to be rude after she said “You will grow”, but I don’t care if I grow or not. By the time it will fit perfectly I probably wont even like it anymore. I want it to fit now instead of waiting 6 months to be happy!

Haven’t Kissed Anybody Yet

I’m going into the 8th grade and still haven’t kissed a guy! It’s driving me nuts. Almost all of my friends have, and it’s making me feel jealous. I’m not ugly, and lots of people tell me how pretty I am. So what’s the problem? I wish a hot guy would just ask me out so I could plant one on him.

Elementary School

In elementary school I was cool with everybody, guys, girls, teachers, even the principal. But it’s so weird because we would always hang out after school and eat together and whatnot. I have’nt moved over 12 blocks for my elementary school and I haven’t seen any of my friends since then. I’m graduating high school soon, but what’s the point of elementary school anyway?

People with No Sense of Humor

You can’t even smile after I told something hilarious?

Summer Reading

In my district, we have to read a book over the summer and then share it on the third day of school. If you take the more advanced English classes like me, you have to read two extra books and make vocabulary lists. It’s pointless because we really don’t forget everything in the summer. I have to read To Kill a Mockingbird. Yay.

The Nail Ladies at the Mall

I went in their to get my nails painted with my friends. As I was letting them dry three different nail lasts each come up to me saying, “you need eyebrow wax!” or, “you have lot of eyebrow!” I do have bushy thick eyebrows, but not a unibrow. I know they just want a sale but it’s actually offensive!

Time Zones

Why can’t all places have the same time? It’s annoying having to make sure your phone, iPods, computer, and other clocks go to the right time. It just makes everything so confusing. Plus when you go somewhere in a different time zone, everything goes by very fast.

People Who Don’t Realize How Lucky They Are

I’m lucky to have a nice family, a nice group of friends, the basic necessities that we all need, and some extra stuff too. But other people aren’t as lucky and don’t have any of that. We all complain about the stupidest things all the time. Stuff like, “we have no good food in this house.” Well, some people don’t have much of any food. I know we are all guilty of complaining about dumb stuff, but if you think about what you have compared to others, it might put things into perspective.