Things That I Hate

How My Mom is Obsessed with My Dog

My mom is obsessed with my dog so much it drives me nuts. She talks to her like she can understand English, when she clearly can’t. I know it’s okay to love your pet. I like my dog a lot. But don’t treat them like a human.

School

It feels like I just got out of school, and now I’m shopping for school supplies? Great.

People Who Think They’ve Got It Bad

I have it worse than you do, and if you say, “oh, my parents won’t buy me new clothes”—mine are a size too small and they won’t buy me new ones!

Men Who Stare at Me

I hate it when men stare at me. I am a sixth grader, and it creeps me out. It’s inappropriate and weird. It makes me think that the person staring at me is deciding whether to molest me or not.

Being Accused of “Swallowing” Someone

I was making out with my boyfriend on his bed when his little brother screamed, “Mom, they’re swallowing each other again!”

Stuckup Church People

They see a person kiss someone of the same sex and they’re like “aahhh. the power of the devil is strong in you!” They see a pierceing and they’re like “may the Lord bless your poor soul.” Really? I mean, seriously, stop using Jesus as an excise for being narrow-minded.

When People Blame Me for Everything

I’m not sure why, because I don’t have a reputation for stealing! When I was 5, my grandma thought I stole her diamond ring! As if I could magically grow 5 inches, reach up, use my magical lock-picking fingers, and steal her ring! Two days later, she found her ring in her purse. Oh, wait, that’s not all! Our TV remote batteries went missing, and I guess the first thing my mom thought was: Oh, my 7-year-old must have stolen it! Five bucks went missing from my dad’s wallet. Oh, my 9-year-old daughter must have stolen it! Later on he found out that my 12-year-old brother with an actual reputation for stealing had taken it, and had been taking money from his wallet for years! AND THEY STILL GROUNDED ME! Why do they always blame me?!

Unsympathetic Parents

I’m an eleven year old girl insomniac, I have OCD, I've lived my whole live with constant stomach ulsers, my parents constantly condescend me and I’m pulling my hair out because of my anxiety disorder. My parents tell me that it’s nothing to whine about. But when my older brother (with no problems at all except being annoying) gets a papercut, my mom treats him like a saint.

Having to Go Somewhere Early in the Morning

I just got out of bed and I’m so tired. Why must I have middle school orientation at six in the morning? The school didn’t have any events for the rest of the day! They could have easily scheduled it for, like, 3:00.

Girls That Want Attention

We get it, you want to be noticed by everyone. Please stop yelling out random things, flirting with every guy in sight, and dressing trashily. It’s not cute or funny. No one wants to see or hear you.