Things That I Hate

People Who Randomly Want Horses

I’ve been riding horses all my life and I’ve loved them for a very long time, but my friend said, “I want a horse” and I asked her if she even knew anything about them and she said, “no, but I’m going to.”

I want a horse, but I know how to ride and how to take care of them and all that stuff and I’ve known it all my life, but to decide you randomly want a horse makes me really irritated. You don’t know half the things that I do and I dedicated my whole life to riding! Just because you’re looking at lessons and you “know what riding feels like” just by seeing Seabiscuit in the movie theatre doesn’t mean you know anything! Seriously! Don’t go around saying you’re getting a horse if you’ve never even seen a horse in real life! She seriously hasn’t even seen a horse in real life besides driving by a pasture while on a road trip from California to Florida. Please! What if you don’t like lessons? Besides, she will probably chicken out of riding because she’s skittish.

Bullies

Okay, seriously? Why do you have to torture helpless people? What’s wrong with you? Does it make you feel good to be a terrible person, making people miserable and murdering your own social life in the process? Honestly! Why don’t you go tease somebody who deserves it. Go petrify somebody who actually did something to you!

Accidentally Liking People’s Statuses

I go on Facebook everyday on my iPod Touch, and I always end up liking people’s posts! I always just put my hand on the top of the screen. So then I unlike it really fast, and I don’t know if it still says I like it. I have “liked” relationship statuses that have gone bad, and annoying pictures. Help.

Sex Portrayed in Basically Everything

Disney and Nickelodeon have some of the most subliminally displayed sexual conduct. Sometimes you have to look harder to see it, and sometimes it’s plain as day. Disturbing to see that sort of behaviour in children’s shows. How about music? Or Pedobear? Really? Ugh.

Popularity Rules

The popular guys get crushes on popular girls, even if they’re ugly and mean. Then when they meet a gorgeous, sweet, unpopular girl, they act like she’s all gross. I don’t get it!

Outlandish Celebrity Baby Names

Wow! Your kid is really named Jermajesty? He’s going to love that when he grows up!

Cheaters

I hate people who use the cheat app for Words With Friends. Now, because of that dodgy x-factor, I can’t use a long word without someone calling me a cheat.

“You’re Too Young to Be in Love.”

Really? How can you sit there and tell me I’m not in love? Maybe I’m not, but you have no right to tell me what I am. You’re not me. You don’t know how I feel about this person. So shut up and stop choosing my feelings for me. JERK! Stop worrying about my love life and try working on yours.

Too Much Work!

I am only in 8th grade and we are really close to graduating (I know you guys think kids have no problems, but trust me, they do). I have to do a book essay, write a book in two days (A long book, too—over 17 pages), and a science fair project (it takes a very long time). Plus, we have to write stupid letters to our teachers and practice graduation.

When It’s Hard To Imagine a Character

I hate when I start a new book and I can’t get an idea of what the characters look like in my head.