Things That I Hate

Being Short

I hate being short! I used to like it as a kid, but now that I’m older, it stinks! I can’t wear some clothes because pants from some stores are too long. Also in gym I can’t pass some of the tests because I can’t reach the bar. I don’t want to be short forever! I wish I was taller!

Awful Dreams

I have work early tomorrow morning, so I’ve been trying to sleep. The closest I got was having a terrible semi-conscious dream of my mother dying. It felt so real! Now I’m scared, weeping, and won’t be able to sleep at all tonight.

Our Generation

Teenagers pregnant at 15, little kids go around smoking weed trying to look cool, people obsessed over Facebook, MySpace, Twitter, etc. I’m ashamed to live in this generation. It’s so stupid. People are fake little lifeless losers.

“It’s because you’re a Jew”

I hate when I’m talking to my friends about spending small amounts on things that would normally cost more and somebody says “it’s because you’re a Jew.” Not all Jews spend small amounts of money. I’m in college and I am on a very strict budget. Stop saying I’m cheap because I’m Jewish. The two are not mutually exclusive!

Gastritis

It causes you to have these horrible, horrible stomachaches. Whenever I eat something it causes a bad stomachache. I stayed up ’til 3 AM because of gastritis and the pain is back at 8 PM the next day.

Being Misunderstood

I was in math class the other day and my teacher said something really Southern. I don’t talk Southern so I said, “you said that really Southern” to my teacher. He said, “you don’t talk like that?” I said, “no, I’m not from the South.” He replied back, “where are you from?” I said “Florida.” The whole class made fun of me and called me stupid. They said, “that is as far south as you can go, dummy!” I know it’s in the south part of America, but we do not talk or act “Southern”! Now everyone makes fun of me. I just hate it!

Thieves

I hate when people steal things. My “friend” stole over three hundred dollars from me! I called the police and they believed me, but apparently I didn’t have enough “proof”. She denied what she did to everyone and says that they’re just rumors! I hate her so much!

Obnoxious Boys

I’m not saying all teenage boys are obnoxious! However, some are simply horrible. They draw inappropriate images on the wall, objectify women, swear loudly and constantly, make gross noises, try to trip people, taunt other kids, and make sure we never get anything done in class.

The Word “Plaid”

Honestly, I don’t understand why “plaid” is spelled the way it is. Technically speaking, with the letters included in this particular word, it should be pronounced “pah-layed” but it’s actually pronounced “pah-lad”. Why don’t we just spell it “pladd”? The other letters are misleading, unnecessary, and stupid.

Too Old to Have Fun

My parents were at a picnic with their friend and I came along. Me and my brother were making crazy fun videos and my parents’ friend’s daughter saw us and said we should learn to be more mature and that we were having a bad time. She was talking with the adults the whole time. Why? Because she is too old to have fun. She’s two months older than me and acts like I’m 20 years younger.