I know I should never watch the TV for tech news, but come on! It’s when they start saying things like, “Breaking news! The iPhone was just released two weeks ago!†or “A new Windows virus is likely to infect many computers in the world!â€
My favorite is, “There are many iPhone lookalikes—and look, this one even runs the same OS!†No it doesn’t, you ill-informed reporter!
I’m on vacation, and that’s awesome! But the vacation is with another family along with my own. My family doesn’t bug me, it’s the other family.
The dad is rude, condescending and acts like I know nothing. He is a control freak and when we played a card game, he freaked out when I touched the cards in the middle.
The Mom is a hyper energizer bunny who means well but is still aggravating. She does the “aww, sweetie†head caress and every time I say something, she says “oh, you’ve never done that. It’s really much worse/better than you think.†And she also does this weird thing with her tongue, when she laughs she sticks it between her teeth and it creeps me out!
The girl and the boy are whiny and delicate. They panic whenever something happens, like they fall down or get a bit of snow on their wrist. They start crying bloody murder and say they need ice to feel better. Everything must be tucked in properly, otherwise they panic because they don’t have their glove tucked into their coat. They always want candy and their mom has a philosophy that “if they have candy around and are exposed to it, then it won’t be a novelty when they are around sweets.†So far, it doesn’t work because every time they are around sugar they have a spaz attack and jump up and down and beg and beg for the sugar.
The daughter watches Disney Channel, and it bugs me so much, because she won’t read anything but comics and has no vocabulary. She’s eleven, and yesterday she asked me what the word “lovely†meant. And I’ve been stuck with them for the whole week.
My name is Jennifer, but it’s so boring! I’m not a boring person! I can’t get anyone to give me a lively nickname. Something cute like Jenny would be nice. Somebody save me from the most stupid name in existence!
Seriously? It’s not a bad thing that there are ten guys who want to marry you! Some people can’t get anyone to want to marry them! If you don’t like hot guys kissing your shoes, then I’ll take one!
I have ADHD and it’s hard for me to make and keep friends. I only have one friend and I know for a fact that she’s only stayed my friend out of pity for me. Everybody calls me a friendless loser.
Seriously? Why do they enjoy ruining people’s lives so much? It’s not even that they enjoy it, they thrive off of it. Why must they have the right to snoop around in everyone’s business and then charge exorbitant amounts of money for minor infractions? Then if that isn’t enough fun for them, they compound interest daily so that the amount you owe grows exponentially and no one is able to pay it off. Then when they don’t get their ridiculous amount of money (which is now more than twice the amount that was originally charged), they just walk right on over and take your house. How is that fair?