When Teachers Say Everyone’s Full Name But Mine
I hate it when my teacher does out roll call and when it comes to my name they’re just like, “um, ah, um, ah…†Dude, say my last name! It’s not that hard! It drives me nuts.
Lights Turned on Quickly
I hate it when I’m sleeping in my bed and someone comes and abruptly turns the light on. It makes my pupils dilate. Hate this.
Drunk Parents
My mom gets drunk like every night! Then she sends me to bed at 8:30 and stumbles around the house saying “go to bed!†I’m 15! It’s 8:30!
Scary People
No offense to the people that do these things, but I’ve always thought that smoking, doing drugs, drinking, getting tattoos and piercings, and the people who do and get those things were scary.
When Apps Crash
I was playing a very fun game and I was doing very well, but the app crashed yet again and I ended up back at my home screen. Not only did it erase all my progress, it made all my other apps not work either!
“Boy and Girl†Names
I don’t get it. I just don’t. What’s so embarrassing about being a girl and choosing a boy's name for confirmation? Come on! I told people that I chose St. Francis of Assisi and they laughed their stomachs out. That just hurt my feelings. I don’t get “boy†and “girl†names. And anyways, I hated all of the girl names. I just chose it because of what it means. It makes me cry that people care about “boy and girl†names. It’s just a name for crying out loud!
Atheism
I don’t know how people can interpret empirical data as evolutionary evidence. If you don’t believe in God, remember, he believes in you.
Life Sucks when Your Friends Are Pissed at You
Just ask me. I’ve become a expert on the subject. I’m currently the Undisputed Queen of Making My Friends Pissed Land.
People Who Pretend They Can’t Hear You
I hate when I ask someone a question and they just play around and say “I CAN’T HEAR YOU!â€
Money
I don’t get why money is so important. You probably think I’m a nutjob but it’s true. Why do we need money? Why don’t we just trade like they do in India? I mean, there are hundreds of people in our country that don’t have a lot of money but do have some other stuff. I mean, I don’t know much, because I’m only eleven years old, but that’s bothered me since I learned about money. And I have a lot of money, so you’re probably wondering why it matters to me. But it does. So please tell me why money is important.