Waiting for Christmas
I have to wait and wait for Christmas to come and then three and a half weeks later (which seems like a century) it comes and then goes so quickly. Why can’t Christmas just come sooner and last longer?
Having the Flu
It sucks. Sure, it’s okay when I’m missing school for a few days, but when it runs into the holidays it’s so annoying. I have to lie in bed all day with a pounding headache, sore throat, bunged up nose, and I can’t hear very well because my ears are bunged up as well. It’s been keeping me up every night for a week and I’m lucky if I get two hours of sleep a night. I’m constantly coughing and I keep going from cold to hot. Why do we get ill? It’s stupid.
Cold Deodorant
I hate when I have to get out of my warm cozy bed to go to school and when I’m about to put my deodorant on, it feels super cold against my skin.
Awkward Text Conversations
I hate when I’m texting this really hot guy and I can’t think of anything to talk about, so I sit there and try to think of something interesting to say so that he won’t just stop texting me out of boredom.
Guys That Wear a Shoelace As a Belt and Still Sag Their Pants
I hate when I’m sitting in class or walking down the hall and I see a guy whose pants are practically around his ankles and he’s wearing a single, skinny shoelace as a belt. I mean, who does that?
Parents Spying on Facebook
Just because I don’t want you stalking my Facebook page doesn’t mean I’m trying to hide something. It’s just annoying.
Wrong Kind of Pictures Posted on Facebook
Facebook is full of pretty girls taking the wrong kind of pictures. Like this one girl, I saw a picture of her where she looked pretty and sweet, but the rest were just disgusting. It kills me seeing girls do this for attention from boys, but ending up getting the wrong kind of attention.
Purple Robotic Monkeys Playing the Harmonica
I was playing in my room, minding my own business, when bam!, my sister came in and took my candy and threw it on the ground. I got mad and yelled at her to pick it up. She said no, so I said I would smack her fanny if she didn’t pick them up, and she still didn’t, so I did—and she picked up my toy purple robot monkey playing the harmonica and hit me in the face with it and my eye started bleeding and I spent the rest of the day in the hospital and I almost needed surgery.
Politics and Racism
First, it’s insanely boring and tedious. Second, some governments are extremely corrupt and horrible to their people. And third, if anyone does something good, they tend to get assassinated! I mean look at Lincoln, he didn’t think there should be slaves so he got shot. Martin Luther king? Shot. John F Kennedy says slavery is bad, gets shot. And remember how Obama has to have bulletproof glass in front of him?
Music
Don’t get me wrong, I love music, but why must it be so addicting? I’m home listening to a song that fits my mood after a long day with annoying people at school and I’m thinking, “wow I shouldn’t listen to these losers at schoolâ€, and I’m feeling really into the song. Then I go to school and I can’t stand up for anything. I just wish I could break into a song like High School Musical does and express my feeling more like songs do.