Stupidest
It’s not a word. Stop using it.
When People Stare at Me When I Cry
Especially when I try to hide my tears and look down and away from everybody, people just try to look at my face to see if I’m crying or not. It’s none of their business if I’m crying. If I wanted people to know I’m crying, I’d tell them!
Computer Viruses
Why, why, why did anyone invent them?
Daylight Saving Time
Who invented this? It sucks!
Pickles
They’re like pimply cucumbers! And they’re disgustingly salty and sour.
Gum
IT. WON’T. COME. OUT. OF. MY. HAIR.
When Parents Lie About the Time
It’s 6:30 AM and I’m still asleep and my mother comes in my room yelling “it’s 7:00, get up!†Seriously?
The General World
Why must there be war? What must there be fighting, money problems, and job losses? I mean, I might only be fourteen but I get the back end of everything. Yes news, just make my parents worried and mad. Why can’t everyone just get along, and stop playing tricks with us?
Lady Gaga Haters
How could you hate her? She’s incredibly talented and beautiful! Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to interrupt your Justin Bieber song with my complaints. At least Gaga plays real music.
When My Husband Ignores Me
I get it, the TV is really fascinating, but seriously?