Hugging
I hate when I see the guy I love hug other girls.
Squirrels
I don’t really hate them. I just don’t know the point of them. So they can throw acorns on our property? Or so we can chase them, knowing we’ll never catch them? Or so we can watch them run up a tree? Or get run over my car? Or see a flat one dead on the floor? Sometimes I think I could never live if squirrels didn’t exist.
Boyfriends Not Calling
That’s cool, don’t call me. It’s not like you’re my boyfriend or anything, right?
The Loss of Paper Books
With kindles and such devices becoming more popular, books are going to become extinct… save books, buy a real book!
Folding
What’s the point? Yes, they’re neat for a little while but you just end up grabbing it from your drawer and wearing it and then it goes through the same cycle again. No one even looks in those drawers, do they? I don’t hear people coming to my house and asking me if they can see my folded shirt.
Earth
I do not hate people who don’t believe in God, I feel sorry for them. They have no hope at all after they die. Some people say the world was made the scientific way when matter collected. But how did the matter get there? Then people say it was always there. How is that possible? How is something always there? So it was it always there and then randomly just decided to move? The only thing that it could be is a God. A God that loves you and knows you better than anyone else. He doesn’t care what you have done in your life, as long as you believe in him you will live with him forever. I know this sounds sappy and I bet some of you are saying “get real†but this is life. He’s always knocking at your door, you just have to let him in. He brings you so much joy, because I know that anything is possible with God, it is he who gives me strength. My Christmas gift this year would be if you people who are reading this would go to church this Christmas, realize that isn’t celebrating the saviors birth. He loves you, so have joy!
Friends
When you’re a kid, they teach you that friendship is awesome. Having friends is the most important thing in the world. Without friends, you grow up lonely and emo. Our society is now based on this idea of having as many friends as you possibly can.
Uggs
They’re ugly. They’re plain. The fur flattens. You can’t wear them in the snow. They smell. They ruin easily. Yet they’re $180. Wow, ugg, wow.
Mirrors
They make you feel so ugly. Well, unless you’re perfect. But Hannah Montana told me nobody’s perfect, so I’m pretty sure you all agree with hating mirrors.
Smart People
Why can’t we all just know what our job will be? I mean, I’m going to take over the family farm, so why do I need to learn math or the history of America? I hate how there are people smarter than me, and it’s because they think that they need all those IQ points so they can’t choose what jobs they own, but most of them will probably take over their family business.