Girls Who Look Perfect Every Single Day

Honestly. Have you never had a slight malfunction with clothes, hair or makeup? Because coming to school in sweatpants and seeing you in a dress suitable for prom ups my self esteem about a hundred percent.

People Who Let Their Mood Control How They Treat People

I understand you had a bad day, and everyone has days where they just don’t feel tolerant of people, but when you’re screaming at me for saying hello to you, there’s a problem. Fix your split personality disorder, please.

People Not Noticing

I feel like I’m the only one that notices that one shy girl in the back of the class that wears fake uggs and clothes from Walmart. People ignore these kind of people like they’re just wallpaper. And the sad part is, people actually notice wallpaper.

Santa Claus Deniers

It still angers me today how people’s attitudes can change from one of certainty to one of cynical absurdity. Yes, there was once a time when we all believed in Santa Claus; when we were all filled with excitement and joy on that special day. Do you remember waking up especially early to a stocking full of awesome presents? Or even staying up as late as you could, just to get a glimpse of the man himself?

The thing that annoys me most about these cynics is their ignorance of hard evidence; putting the debate of his existence beyond doubt. To those of you wondering how he gets down the chimney: well, he doesn’t. This was in fact a myth started by angry youths who did not receive the presents they requested one year. Santa actually uses advanced breaking and entering techniques. On top of this, the scientific community has unanimously decided Santa Claus is real. The physicist Thomas Pittebread once said: “Denying Santa Claus is like denying gravity.”

I suppose I should not really care about these disgusting acts of denial, they’re not exactly harming anyone, are they? However, this statement could not be more wrong. These sick people actually could one day cause the destruction of Christmas itself. As we all know from the film Elf, Santa’s sleigh runs on Christmas spirit. As a result of these deniers being so intent on not even considering the notion of Santa Claus coming to bring them presents, Christmas spirit has sharply decreased by about 13 percent every year since 2007. Imagine what it could be like if this trend continues, and Santa could no longer ride his sleigh. Misery, unhappiness, and dullness would be extremely common, I assure you.

Perhaps I would not mind the Santa Claus deniers themselves if they weren’t so disturbingly smug. They prance around thinking they’re so clever for ruining some innocent child’s life by telling them lies about Santa Claus’ existence.

The word “sick” comes to mind when I hear stories like this, but then I realise sick doesn’t even begin to describe the vile acts of Santa Claus deniers. I find it difficult to even start to express my hatred towards them! So instead of ranting on any further, I’ll leave you a quote from Saint Nick himself: “You can perceive my existence however you wish. However, should you not believe in me, then surely your presents will not exist either?” I hope such a threat will scare all deniers in to changing their opinion, but until then we’ll just have to put up with them….

Gay Arguments

Stop talking about it. They’re people just like everyone else and they can’t help being gay. There’s nothing wrong with it and I get so mad when people imitate gay people because it’s not funny, it’s mean. So just shut up about it and accept them for who they are.

Being Led on

I hate when you meet someone you kinda start to like and you think they like you and they flirt with, you maybe call you “baby” or “boo” or something that’s like a hint… and then they say “sorry I’m not ready for a relationship” or “oh, I thought we were just friends”. Okay, clearly were not just friends if we’re flirting and texting nonstop. Tell me what your heart wants before you break mine.

People Who Don’t Appreciate The Arts

Without the arts we would no longer have TV, movies, books, music, food, photography, drawings, paintings, or sculptures to make our lives, homes, parks and businesses beautiful. Think of all the great artists in the past. You’re basically condemning the great work they do. Da Vinci. Michaelangelo, Raphael. Jane Austen. Edgar Allen Poe. Charles Dickens. Ansel Adams. Do I need to continue? Should we deem the great work these people and others have done as expendable? I should think not.

Privileges

I hate it how my parents, when we were younger, let us stay at a friends house really late, or let our friends come over every single day, or go to stores and the mall with friends, but now I have to be home at 8 and we can only have friends over once a week, and I can’t go anywhere with friends. It’s so hard to persuade my parents to go to parties, every time. I hate being treated like I should have when I was young. They are just taking everything away. I am not a little kid anymore, I know what’s right and what’s wrong.

Being Fat

I myself am actually a little underweight, but I feel so bad for people who have to eat less while my parents are forcing me to eat pizza every day.

Social Studies

Why did the Spain form colonies why is the Virginia company important OK I don’t care I’m not planning on being a historian I just want to be a sergan geeeeeez.