Things That I Hate

Kids With Bad Attitudes

I hate it when kids sass off or act like they run the place. Once I was with my mom and she was watching this little kid and told him to pick up his toy cars because she stepped on them and they would break and the little kid said “no”. She asked him again and he said “but I don’t want to”, then started throwing a fit. I strolled in, he stopped crying and I picked up the cars and put them out of his reach. We have done that with many things but he never seems to learn. Another time he was eating a carrot, shredded it to little pieces and squished it into the rug, and wouldn’t pick it up. His dad (my mom’s boyfriend) was sitting right there and didn’t pick it up. My mom has been cleaning up after them for months and so she went and dragged the vacuum into the living room and vacuumed it up, while both of them just sat there watching.

This Mad Situation

I’ve been through everything with you. Friends, best friends, hatred towards each other, dating, you’ve cheated on me, made me cry over and over, but I can’t help loving you. I see you every day and every time I see you it’s like a punch in the stomach. You love me and I love you but I know that running back to you would be the biggest mistake I could make. I want to just forget everything, all my worries, all the judgements people will make and all the stares I will get silently saying “you’re ruining your life” and just fall into your perfect arms. I know half the people that read this will completely understand me and agree and the others will be the ones who disagree because they think I should get over you, stop complaining, find someone else, whatever. But I just want them to know, I don’t care what I have to go through to be with you. You’re my everything and I will love you forever.

Eye Contact

You look at me every day in the halls and I look back. This has been going on for months. You can talk to me. I won’t bite!

The Letter Q

It’s trying to be all fancy with its tail.

Warts

I have one on my foot because I was on a swim team and they spread to me. They’re annoying and won’t ever go away.

That One Guy

I hate when there’s that one guy who’s extremely attractive but he’s too into himself to do anything. Grow up and stop thinking you’re so “cool”.

“It’s a free country.”

I really hate when people say “it’s a free country”. One time this loud, screechy girl kept screaming in my ear and smiling wide, but I asked her to hush and she said “it’s a free country, you know!” I just said “okay” and kept walking.

Insensitive People

I made a submission about a month ago about people disagreeing with the thing I hate, and someone has the audacity to reply and expect me to just shrug it off when people disagree. I can’t change my emotions. I feel what I feel. Not everyone has a heart of stone like you. I’m just saying it hurts my feelings when people disagree. Like my mom always says, “If you have nothing nice to say, don’t say it at all.”

Not Having Enough Ketchup

Seriously, what am I supposed to do with 3 packets? I don’t know who decided that “more is less” was a good idea, but I love to drown my fries in that. Why don’t you have a bottle on the table?

Cleaning

When I grow up, I am going to hire a maid.