Seniors
I don’t hate seniors, I just hate that I know I will probably never see them again, and it’s just so sad.
Trees
They always get in the way.
Hills
Why do I always have to fall down them!
Too Trendy!
So I buy this cute bag online for 10% off, and the next day at school everyone has the same bag totally by coincidence.
Movies or Shows That Are on Tv That Beep out the Swear Words
You know when that little message comes up before a movie or a show (coarse language, blah, blah, viewer discretion is advised)? Why do they take out the swear words too? We were advised, just bleeping it out makes it harder to understand what the character is saying. It drives me insane!
Taylor Swift
She’s a fake barbie who conservative mothers love. She’s boy obsessed, immature (always dragging out that Kanye card), and her face looks like a cake. Not to mention her lack of vocal talent or meaningful lyrics. She represents to America this innocent girl when she’s just a fake image whining about her many boyfriends. Yet she still gets more money than real musicians, like Rise Against or Anti-Flag. The media is impossible.
When Nothing Goes Your Way
Yesterday was I think the worst day of my life. I had to go to school. Then I got called to the office because a girl was cursing at me. Then we had to get our science books out of our locker and I got hit in the head with the locker above me. It hurt so badly. I hate being a bottom locker, it sucks. Then my mom left for Kentucky. After she dropped me off at school she left. So my mommaw had to pick me up. Then I didn’t get to eat dinner before dance class and I was starving. At dance class we had to play Little Sally Walker because a lot of people begged to. I didn’t even wanna play.
I don’t have a Facebook page. I dont like it. Every time someone asks me for my Facebook page, I say I don’t have one. And then they start dissing me.
Awkward Play Scenes
I’m in a play with my acting troupe, and I got a really good part. But, I admit it, I suck at romance scenes. And in this play I’m a sexually active teenage girl and I have to kiss my “boyfriend†passionately, dirty talk to him, and basically hump his lap in several scenes. Just so you know, it’s an “adult†play, and I’m 17 years old. But my “boyfriend†in this play is actually a socially awkward, perverted nerd in real life. And he’s been hitting on me behind the scenes ever since we got our parts. I’ve already been forced to make out with him eight times during practice, and his mouth tastes like morning breath and boogers.
Gay Haters
You don’t know what it feels like to be gay. It’s not your business if some people aren’t attracted to the opposite sex. You haters are just stupid conformists, who think they’re better than others because in society, gay is still strange. It’s pathetic.