Sneezing

You know how when you sneeze, your eyes close? I hate it. I miss two seconds of my life because of sneezing. I was watching a movie and the scary part was coming and I sneezed and missed it. SHOOT ME IN THE TOE!

Having to Keep Relationships Secret

This guy and I have been talking for a good while now. He and my sister actually talked for a few months and things went down that ruined their relationship. She says he means nothing to her anymore—in fact, she hates him. I hated him too at first, because everyone my sister hates, I hate. Plus, she has a boyfriend already. But things cooled down and we just chilled a lot and from then on, we have been talking. If I announce our relationship to my school community, everyone will make such a big deal about it, when there’s nothing even wrong with it. I haven’t felt this way about a guy for a long time. I can’t have this ruined. I just don’t know how to tell people without them saying “oh him? I thought he screwed up big time with your sister?”, you know?

When People Say “lol”

My friend says “lol” too much. It drives me insane! Even when I say something that is not funny. All he says is “lol”. You have a brain. Think of something else to say.

The Word “Panties”

What kind of word is that? I HATE IT! It makes me want to pull all my hair out.

Lesbians

I know guys love them, but I’m a girl. At my school I see these girls dating other girls, holding hands and making out. Now please tell me, is that correct? Gross.

My Fat Babysitter

I think she’s going to eat me!

Some Things About Facebook

I find Facebook really annoying sometimes. One reason is because of major internet drama. Oh, and I can’t forget to mention annoying girls posting pictures of themselves kissing the air and squishing their breasts tight to make them look bigger, and then duplicating the image at least 10 times. And I found that lots of people post their conversations separately on each other’s walls instead of actually commenting on one box because they want everyone to see what they’re talking about. Also, another annoying thing is people who post stuff like, “OMG! Had so much fun at Jeremy’s partyyyyy ;)” Not trying to be rude, but I don’t really care. Also, why do people have to spam fan pages with “add me”s on each comment box? It seems like people try to add everyone in sight just so they can be popular or something, and yet, out of the hundreds of people they add, they only talk to a few of them. Sorry if some people find this offensive but I’m just stating my opinion.

Younger Kids

First off, you’re young so quit whining. Also, it’s a middle school relationship, so no, you aren’t actually in love. Most high school couples don’t last, so don’t even try to go there.

You post stupid complaints like “why does the weather change?”, “why does homework exist?”, “why is Iceland green?” Seriously, you have no idea how stupid you sound. Just look it up. It’s right there.

You think, “oh, I have to dress and look like that for guys to notice me.” Here’s a tidbit of info: if you have to be something you’re not for the attention of some guy, he’s not good enough for you. So stop acting like you’re trying to grow up so fast, because it sucks when you look back and realize how embarrassing you were. Same goes for sex. Don’t do it until you’re at least out of high school, because it definitely helps to have your hormones better balanced.

Ungrateful People

You should really appreciate the people around you and the terrific things you get, like a dinner every night, because some families struggle just to get dinner on the table. Cherish the moments you have with your families and friends because you never know what’s gonna happen tomorrow. And people who don’t realize that just make me mad.

Math Homework

It’s awful! And some problems take forever. I hate it when I’m up all night doing stupid problems! Sometimes I wonder why teachers put us through it. It makes no sense!