Apps That Crash
Why would anybody release an app that crashes? It’s so annoying how I buy an app that looks really fun, but I can’t play it because it crashes before I can even play it. So frustrating!
Delayed Trains
I’ve just had a long day at school. I want to go home and then I turn up to the station and the train is delayed for ages! I can’t be bothered to wait.
My Dad Playing His Awful Music Really Loud
I hate it when my dad puts his music on. Whenever he does it he opens all the windows of our house and turns it up really loud so everyone can hear it. And I mean everyone. And he sings along, in his awful singing voice, and to block it out I go and hide in my room with my iPod earphones playing really, really loudly in my ears, so I can avoid the sound of some boring band like Coldplay or Elbow, which are always listened to by dull middle-aged men, like my dad. Grrrr. He’s doing it right now!
Neurotypicals
I have just found out that I have Asperger’s Syndrome and I am now in the process of being officially diagnosed with it. For my entire life, I have been bullied by the people around me, for the simple reason that I am “differentâ€. That I don’t fit in with the crowd. That I choose to be an individual and not a sheep, that I work hard at school and want to get good grades, in order to get a good job when I am older and therefore have a good life.
I’m not bothering anyome else, am I? Those people are so pathetic, so petty and superficial. All they care about is their own stupid, worthless little life, filled with nothing but gossiping, bitchiness, and selfishness. They are nothing. They will never be worth anything.
Being 14
It’s like 14 year olds are stuck between being a child and a teen. At 14 of course you get more freedoms, but there are still so many things that we are apparently still “too young†to do. For example, my parents think I’m too young to have a boyfriend or go on dates, and if I’m ever asked out and I try to make my parents change their mind, they treat me as if I’m 3 years old and like having a boyfriend is a huge deal and only for “older†kids. In addition to that, though I can almost anywhere I want with my friends, the fact that we can not drive yet always causes complications. Plus, we are now going into high school as the freshmen. For some reason, almost all the upperclassmen hate the “froshâ€. So just to sum up my life: I can’t have a boyfriend, I can’t drive, and I’m going to get beat up by juniors and seniors. Thanks 14!
Star Wars Haters
I am probably the most hated girl in the class to most of the girls. You know why? I never stop talking about 1980s Star Wars. Why do they act like I committed a crime by watching Star Wars? The majority of my friends are boys, for this reason. I know I should just screw these girls, but seriously. Would you hate someone for liking Star Wars? Really, WHAT IS WRONG WITH STAR WARS?! What, I ask you! They act like Star Wars is all about boys, for boys, and boyish. In 1983, everyone liked Star Wars. Not. Just. Boys. DON’T YOU AGREE?
Annoying People Who Say I Am Weird
So what if I drink vinegar? I am the only girl in my class who can talk endlessly about Star Wars or Warriors and enjoy it. So what? What kind of point do you have here? You are weird to me! Who doesn’t like Luke Skywalker? All the girls make fun of the way I dress, what I like, and how I endlessly talk. I am just sick of it. THAT IS HOW I ROLL! Then, they act like we have been friends since forever and they love me, then it is, again “Eeeeeeeeewwwwwww, you are weird, you watch Star Wars?†Like it is some kind of crime. Those girls make me sick. No, correction, they are sick!
Teepeeing
Me and my neighbors have had an ongoing teepee battle type thing. We did it last year and they have done it multiple times. They did it tonight, though. They put shaving cream all over our good outdoor table and my mom got some in her eye. Plus it is late and my mom and sister were sleeping and they rang the doorbell. It makes the yard look terrible. We even told them we were done with it earlier today and they still did. It’s so immature. It’s fun the first time. Some people may think it’s funny, but others don’t and they need to realize there are consequences.
Spell Check
I hate hen I’m trying to type something funny or serious and my iPod goes and bask lido k’s everything. Like look at that sentence up there! “Hen†is supposed to be “when†& how the heck is “spellcheck†close to “bask lido k’s�! Sure, sometimes it’s helpful, but c’mon! Let’s get grammar in there too!
Repeat Radio Stations
I hate how radio stations repeat songs in the shortest time period. I was in the car on the way home when a song came on, and then five songs later it’s on again. There are a lot of songs. How hard is it to put a new song on?