Things That I Hate

Being a Girl

Don’t get me wrong, I love being a girl, but it comes with lots of responsibilities. You have really long hair and have to brush it and take care of it, you have that monthly gift, you have those things that really hurt if someone punches them… boobs. And you have to have babies. You have to worry about boys calling you fat, you have to wear makeup to please boys, because being you isn’t good enough. Being a girl is hard.

People Who Hate Math

Yes, math can be boring and challenging, but look at what it does for you. Without math, we wouldn’t have all the luxuries and technology we have now. Let’s see you live without math.

Getting Your Homeroom Teacher in the Mail at Inconvenient Times

I got my homeroom teacher in the mail and my best friend is on vacation so I won’t know who she got until she gets back!

Parents That Fight A Lot

I hate having parents who fight, and most fights are about the stupidest things! Like once my mom took off a fine jewelry bracelet and lightly threw it on the bed, and my dad got so angry because she doesn’t “appreciate” it because she threw it! It’s a bed, nothing can happen to it. The worst part is that when my dad feels like fighting he does it no matter who’s around—the hairdresser, the waiter of a restaurant, the neighbor, or his in-laws. And my sisters and I, all we do is stay quiet. And it’s so awkward I would rather puke. It’s not like we can do anything about it either. One of my earliest memories is them fighting in the street before going into the house, I made a comment to stop everything, and the fight just went on, my mom yelling and crying, and the whole deal. I think if someone asks for divorce three times, it’s not working, dad. Stop making-up and talking people back into their marriage.

When People Tell Me Cheerleading Isn’t a Sport

I do competitive cheerleading and people always say that it’s not a sport. Do football players throw 125 girls in the air and catch them? No, they throw a 10 pound football, but does anyone ever question whether football is a sport? Nope. Do baseball players risk their lives everyday to entertain an audience? No. Have you ever seen a basketball player do a full? Of course not. I’m not saying these aren’t sports which are hard in there own way but we should get some credit, so unless you can do at least one of these things, don’t tell me it’s not a sport.

Being Full

I love food, but why must I get full every time I go out to eat? Why can’t I finish one delicious meal? I don’t like stuffing myself, because it makes me feel like crap after.

When People Cut Your Sentences off and Switch Subjects

It bothers me when I’m talking about something to a person and that person cuts my sentence off and talks about a completely different subject. For example:

“Did you hear there was a car accident yesterday and the—”

“Yeah, did you see the Phillies game yesterday?”

It’s like the person doesn’t even care what you have to say!

Skunks

My dog got sprayed by a skunk about two weeks ago and all my clothes, furniture, carpet, blankets, and more, stink so horribly! We just can’t get the horrible smell out of our house. I wish skunks didn’t have such a bad smell because now my family has to deal with it. We can’t even let my dog go outside to pee when it’s dark!

When the Guy You Like Likes You Back but He’s Not Ready for a Relationship

I love my ex-boyfriend to pieces and he admitted tonight that he still likes me and that he thinks we’re gonna go out again but he doesn’t believe in middle school relationships but he has feelings for me! It’s so confusing! He likes me and he thinks I’m funny and cute but he hasn’t asked me yet! I just hope we get together soon! Ugh, love is confusing!

Earlobes

I want to chop them off and feed them to my cat, but last time I did that I got grounded!