Math
Can someone please explain why numbers ruin my life? Whole numbers are fine, but then someone came along and invented negative numbers, fractions, decimals, and much more I can list but I can’t or else I’ll get a headache.
People Who Are Convinced They’re “Specialâ€
I have a friend who thinks she’s half god because of a quiz she took in a magazine, and now at lunch she steals away all of my other friends to help her “train for the evil forces that are coming to get herâ€. She thinks Zeus is her dad and her dad is her unknown uncle. If she was a god she would need to train a lot more, because she’s about 30 lbs. and 3′6″.
Unfair Treatment of Lost Pets
If people find a lost dog or cat they usually make some kind of effort to find the rightful owner. When people find a lost bird they usually don’t think twice about just keeping it. Birds are just as much a part of the families they live with as a dog or cat. Live with a bird a while and you will see that they have personalities too. So don’t use “they don’t care like a dog†as an excuse.
Uninformed People Explaining Things
I really hate it when I ask a question trying to get some detailed explanation about a topic, and there is some guy who jumps into the conversation with an explanation that it is so high level it does nothing except show everyone else that he really knows nothing on the topic. Yet he stands there with a smug expression of intelligence because he’s so uninformed he doesn’t realize you already knew everything he just told you.
People Who Cannot Accept Cultural Differences
So what if I bow every time I thank someone? If you don’t in some countries, it’s considered as a little rude. It’s a natural habit. And I don’t see what’s wrong with it. And so what if I eat rice three meals a day and I eat seaweed and stuff that you wouldn’t eat normally? It’s nice! And so what if I’m polite to people? I’m not a suck-up. I just like being on the good side of people.
Copiers
Don’t ask me why I’m not showing you my project. You always copy me. Then we get into a fight because you say, “I didn’t copy you†or, “I asked you, and you said yes.†(I obviously didn’t!) Then you say, “I didn’t copy you, I got the idea from you.â€
Incorrect Grammer
I hate it when people say stupidest. It is not correct. You learn this every year in Language Arts. It is most stupid or you replace it with a word such as dumbest. You can ask you Language Arts teacher or parent. When people say ain’t, I get depressed. Ain’t is in the dictionary, but it is defined as a word for isn’t used mostly by southerners or incompetent people. So please, I beseach you use proper grammer when speaking.
My Mum’s Crazy Views
Currently, I’m being admonished because of the way I stand. I have a habit of distributing most of my weight to one foot, so my other leg remains slightly bent. According to my mum, it’s going to ruin my posture, my spine is somehow going to curve permanently and subsequently, I will live the rest of my life as a hunchback!
People Who Always Try Their Hardest to Disagree With You
I hate people who will do anything to prove me wrong. I say something I know is absolutely true, and my friend tells me I am so very wrong, even though that friend doesn’t have any proof or reason to not trust me. And then when I prove it through hard fact, they try to hide their shame by saying “oh, you didn’t say that, you said it in a stupid weird way!†or they turn it on you and pretend that they had actually been agreeing with you, but you’re “so dumb†you didn’t realize it. Honestly, you’re not always right, so stop trying to prove you’re right when you’re so wrong! You gain nothing and always end up looking like an idiot! You don’t have to argue about everything I have to say!
That Sunday Night Feeling
It’s Sunday night and all I want to do is enjoy my last few hours of the weekend. However, I can’t relax because I’m already dreading going to school the next day. The feeling comes back every week, and it seems incurable. This is just one of the many reasons why Mondays suck.